{"product_id":"the-coffee-pot-calls-mug-black-11oz-15oz","title":"\"The Coffee Pot Calls\" Black Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"The Coffee Pot Calls\" is a joke on my series, \"The Plot Calls.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI drink a lot of coffee and green tea, and sometimes I feel \u003cem\u003ePallid\u003c\/em\u003e without them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Pallid is the main antagonist in the series... sort of...)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyway enjoy this mug while you wear and read \"The Plot Calls\" stuff! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI created, wrote, edited, designed, and made this stuff myself, and had to make something that made me chuckle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI hope this does the same for you.  May this give you the pep-up you need to do what you want to do. (Yes, that was a Dragon Quest reference.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyway, this is Pallid from his pocket realm in \u003cem\u003eThe Sideways.\u003c\/em\u003e Caffeine is needed. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso, Pallid isn't like a \"bad\" guy. He's actually a good guy, but just read my work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSupport it and stuff. Thanks for using this mug! Use it and tag me in stuff. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'd love to see your \"The Coffee Pot Calls\" morning photos lol\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Glossy black 100% ceramic body with vibrant color printing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for everyday use\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- C-shaped easy-grip handle; lead, cadmium, and BPA compliant\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Made in China; conforms to safety and compliance standards\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in China, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":54273563820396,"sku":"29474422850205239234","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":54273563853164,"sku":"33282087342697310805","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/markafigueroa.com\/products\/the-coffee-pot-calls-mug-black-11oz-15oz","provider":"Mark A. Figueroa's Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}